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    October 24

    新妈妈的神经病

    昨天在看一本书，说新妈妈有很多异于常人的症状，常常会把不是妈妈的人吓跑，以后再也不敢跟她打交道：

    1.开始谈话的三十秒钟之内必须谈到孩子

    2.自己的孩子完美无缺

    3.对不是妈妈的女朋友的心理需求熟视无睹，有本事在对方努力想跟自己诉苦的时候，三十秒钟之内把话题转到自己的孩子身上

    4。照片控，能抓住任何一个在自己身边停留三十秒钟的人给对方看自己孩子的照片

    5.认为任何虐待儿童的人都应该当场被处以死刑，以牙还牙以眼还眼

    6.不许朋友来探望，认为他们身上都有无数细菌

    7.对自己的这些症状完全没有自知之明

    自知之明我显然是没有的，因为我又来帖照片了

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    4:33 PM | Blog it

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    瓦鲁伊兔子 Ivywrote:
    还是太爱自己的孩子了嘿嘿
    才会有这样的症状阿
    Oct. 27
    XIAN chenwrote:
    这七条症状真是令人笑倒！瓢虫宝宝妈，你气色不错嘛！
    Oct. 27
    伟 黄wrote:
    儿子很帅！
    Oct. 26
    Ying Wangwrote:
    today you didn't change the topic to Dizhu Zhu... Maybe you wasn't able to? Was I too dominant during the conversation?
    Oct. 26
    Wenjing Wangwrote:
    汗……还好是你说的不是我说的，不然我早自己掌嘴好多次了
    Oct. 25
    air1wrote:
    嘿嘿，还记得我之前跟你说过我不会把msn的头像改成娃么？
    到目前为止我做的还是很好的，绝对不是这个级别的新妈，哈哈哈。
    Oct. 25
    lily shewrote:
    瓢虫衣衣好可爱
    Oct. 25

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